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A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, "I am sorry but we can't serve strings here." The string goes ...

A lady was walking past a pet store when a parrot said, "Hey, lady! You're really ugly!" The lady was furious and continued on her way. ...

This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven't seen listed in any cookbooks.While you are preparing the food, and after the guests have arrive...

A little girl and her mother were in church when the girl started to feel ill. "Mommy, can we leave now?" asked the girl. "No." re...

This guy has to baby-sit his litle brother, and when his parents leave they say, 'Now, don't you bring your girlfriend over, or you're in ...

A drunk phoned the police to report that thieves had broken in to his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, steering wheel, break pedal, even t...

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.The first man says, &qu...

A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed ...

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the Engli...

A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.The...