英语笑话大全

  • 有钱的父亲

    2023-12-05

    John D.Rocke feller, the wellkn own millionaire,gave away millions, but he himself was very mean about small sums of money. One day he went to stay at...

  • 下雨

    2023-12-05

    A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and...

  • 什么叫叛徒?

    2023-12-05

    Young hopeful:Father,what is a traitor in politics?” Father(a veteran politician):A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the o...

  • No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. Find a girl just like your mother&mda...

  • 乡绅

    2023-12-05

    In a small pretty village in Notting ham shire there formerly lived a respectable Squire, who excelled all his friends in amusements athletic, and who...

  • 闲人遐思

    2023-12-05

    He who sleeps catches no fish,—but he who keeps awake catches crabs every moment of his life. All professions can yield a man enough to live on,...

  • 有益的教训

    2023-12-05

    In England nobody under the age of eighteen is allowed to drink in a public bar. Mr. Thompson used to go to a bar near his house quite often,but he ne...

  • 火!火!

    2023-12-05

    Mr.Brown was busy writing letters in his room when his servant,a very stupid boy, rushed hastily into his master's room and shouted loudly in an e...

  • A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr.Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant.Dr.Swift took her presents but never gave the boy any...

  • The squad were having visual training”. One smart recruit was asked by the officer to count how many men composed a digging party in a distant f...