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The Queen and Di were out for a drive in one of the Queen's Range Rovers. Suddenly some armed robbers leapt out of the bushes and stopped the car....

There's a man and a priest playing golf. (Don't ask me why). The man aims and shoots the ball, and it goes way astray, landing in a pond. -Shi...

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at thelocal church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, myhusband keeps f...

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat.Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sundayand sit at the back. During the service he wo...

A difficult independent 75-year-old woman liked sitting by the park feeding the pigeons. One day she brought with her a whole loaf of fresh bread just...

The phone rings at FBI headquarters."Hello? I'm calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood!"&qu...

There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when one ...

One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car ...

One day in school the teacher is giving the class an English lesson. She asks if anyone can give her a sentence with the word 'Lovely' in it t...

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and befo...