英语笑话大全

  • A big battle was going on during the First World War.Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere.After an hour of this, one ...

  • A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer.No,ma’am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look asif we'll be getting so...

  • In some Government offices the clerks, upon arrival in themorning, have to sign their names in anattendance book”.This book provides space for s...

  • Accident

    2023-12-05

    Workman:Mr.Brown,I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages. I have just been married.” Employer:Very sorry,my dear man, but I can't h...

  • The owner of a large department store went over hisbooks and discovered that his most trusted employee had stolenover a million dollars from the firm....

  • The King's Brother

    2023-12-05

    A poor man, presenting himself before the King of Spain,asked his charity, telling him that he was his brother. Theking desiring to know how he claime...

  • Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to ...

  • W.B.Yeats King Guaire walked amid his court The palaceyard and riverside And there to three old beggars said, You that have wandered far and wide Can ...

  • On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York,the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard.But there was another ...

  • Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this. One evening he had invited several friendsto dinner, and while they were s...