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Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday.The fi...

A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the ...

Retiring from a big corporate job in LA, Marvin moves to Tel Aviv. (So nu, you were thinking maybe he'd move to a kibbutz?) Wanting to contribute ...

A nursery school teacher says to her class, "Who can use the word 'definitely' in a sentence?"First a little girl says, "The sk...

A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify theirsexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully an...

One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there...

Mrs. Cohen, Mrs. Levy, and Mrs. Lefkovitz are discussing their sons. Mrs Cohen says, "Now my Sheldon, what a man! A world famous lawyer, he is, w...

On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"To ...

The Smith's were proud of their family tradition.Their ancestors had come to America on the Mayflower and the family included Senators and Wall St...

A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled her over for speeding. As he was giving her the ticket, she said, "...