英语笑话大全

A little girl goes to visit Santa at the Mall. When it is her turn she sits on his lap and Santa says "Have you been good?" Little Girl, &qu...

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. “Where did you get the money for the bike? It must h...

A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30. O...

A blonde dyed her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on. She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and stopped at...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!" Sarah stood u...

Four Catholic ladies were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone call...

A man is driving down a country road when he spots afarmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. Hepulls the car over to the side of the ro...

A man goes to Spain and attends a bullfight. Afterwards he goes to a nearby restaurant and orders the specialty of the day. The waiter brings him two ...

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.?Blonde: I don't know. Why?Teller: It was easier to spell.Blonde: Easier than what?...

At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny, a child in the kindergarten class, seemed espec...