英语笑话大全

A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked u...

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up fi...

Midlife is when the growth of the hair on our legs slows down. This gives us plenty of time to care for our newly acquired mustache. Midlife women no ...

A little boy and girl at school were having lunch in the shelter shed. "Tommy," she said, "I'm not eating any more chicken sandwich...

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the la...

At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit do...

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering, doctor?"Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten peop...

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people.&qu...

Little Johnny, and his grandfather entered the vacation cabin, and kept the lights off until they were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.St...

There was a blond a brunette, and a redhead that were being chased by a terrorist. And there were 3 potato bags on the floor, so each one of them went...