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Bring Me a Glass of Milk(捎杯牛奶)
2023-12-05At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don...
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A Branch Office(分店)
2023-12-05A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "Wh...
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A Holiday from School(休假)
2023-12-05Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a h...
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Quick Service(快速服务)
2023-12-05A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please.""Ce...
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Whose Son Is the Greatest 谁的儿子最伟大
2023-12-05The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he ...
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嫉妒心超强的妻子 Jealous
2023-12-05There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, s...
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黑人的幽默
2023-12-05Dear white, something you got to know親愛的白種人,有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born, I was black.當我出生時,我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我長大了,我是黑色的When I'm under ...
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Who discovered America
2023-12-05TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?CLASS : PAPPU! 老师:帕普,去...
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一秒钟与一百万
2023-12-05A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?“ and God says: “A penny“, then the man says: “God, wh...
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奇怪的关系
2023-12-05Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congra...