英语笑话大全

At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don...

A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "Wh...

Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a h...

A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please.""Ce...

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he ...

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, s...

Dear white, something you got to know親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born, I was black.當我出生時，我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我長大了，我是黑色的When I'm under ...

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?CLASS : PAPPU! 老师：帕普，去...

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?“ and God says: “A penny“, then the man says: “God, wh...

Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congra...