英语笑话大全

  • At 2 a. m, Mrs. Culkin was convinced that she had heard a prowler in the living, room. "Tiptoe down-stairs," she told her husband. "Don...

  • A man was standing at a corner, with a hat in each hand, waiting for handouts. A passer-by stopped and dropped a coin in one hat, then asked, "Wh...

  • Tommy hated school and was always looking for excuses not to go.If he sneezed, he asked his mother to write a note saying he had a cold. If he had a h...

  • A man took a pair of shoes to a shoe repair shop and said to the shoemaker, "I'd like you to repair these shoes for me, please.""Ce...

  • The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he ...

  • There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, “Great, s...

  • 黑人的幽默

    2023-12-05

    Dear white, something you got to know親愛的白種人,有幾件事你必須知道。When I was born, I was black.當我出生時,我是黑色的When I grow up, I am black.我長大了,我是黑色的When I'm under ...

  • TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.PAPPU : Here it is!TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?CLASS : PAPPU! 老师:帕普,去...

  • A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: “God, what is a million dollars to you?“ and God says: “A penny“, then the man says: “God, wh...

  • 奇怪的关系

    2023-12-05

    Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congra...