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It's the only type of cooking a "real" man will do.When a man volunteers to do the 'BBQ' the followingchain of events are put in...

A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50. "But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer. &qu...

# I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day. # Warning : I have an attitude and I know how to use it. # Remember my name - you'll be screamin...

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic. As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the ...

A midget complained to his doctor that his testicles ached all the time. The physician told the midget to drop his pants. The doctor then lifted him u...

A man knocked on a door an a women answered and he asked if he could use her toilet. She said you have 3 chances, if you do 3 things wrong I`ll call t...

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her...

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loa...

Although he was a qualified meteorologist, a local broadcaster ran up a terrible record of forecasting for the TV news program. He became something of...

My name is Spam.Spam I Am.I have some stuff I'd like to sell.Take a look! It's really swell!I do not want your worthless spam.I do not want it...