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"Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady， "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind." &q...

The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- ...

Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate ...

A teacher said to her class:"Who was the first man?"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly."How do you make out that Ge...

A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to a...

Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it...

A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him."What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who sh...

A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You will get your chance in cou...

This story is told of a browbeating counsel，who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses． One witness rather tended to preface ...

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that wo...