英语笑话大全

  • A POOR MAN!

    2023-12-05

    "Oh, my poor man," exclaimed the kind old lady, "It must be dreadful to be lame. But it would be much worse if you were blind." &q...

  • The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- ...

  • The Looney Bin

    2023-12-05

    Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"Another one said, "How do you know?"The first inmate ...

  • A teacher said to her class:"Who was the first man?"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly."How do you make out that Ge...

  • What a big deal

    2023-12-05

    A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to a...

  • Mother: Mary, why do you yell and scream so much? Play quietly like Eddie. See, he doesn't make a sound.Mary: Of course he doesn't. Mom, it...

  • Coincidence 巧合

    2023-12-05

    A woman was singing. One of the guest criticized the singer to the man beside him."What a terrible voice." He said. "Do you know who sh...

  • A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You will get your chance in cou...

  • This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent's witnesses. One witness rather tended to preface ...

  • A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that wo...