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There's a lake in the woods and a fly is flying over the water. There's a fish in the water, and he thinks, if the fly drops two inches, I can...

One day, heaven is beginning to fill up (due to the population explosion), so St. Peter decides to ask each person a question about the bible before t...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of th...

The Association of Southern Schools has decided to seek a grant designating Southern slang, or Y'allbonics, as a language to be taught in all Sout...

A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarra...

A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The superviso...

This blond goes in to a salon to get her hair cut. She's wearing a pair of headphones, and the stylist says that he can't cut her hair with th...

December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a pear tree. This was a delightful gift! I couldn'...

Men are like.....Government bonds. They take so long to mature.Men are like.....High heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.Me...

George W. Bush's wonderful gaffes and mangling of the English language has made him one of the most quoted US presidents in history, and launched ...