英语笑话大全

A lawyer named Strange was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made his selection, the stonecutter asked him what inscription he would like on it. ...

A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.Turning to her...

There once was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other. One day, they found a genie（神） in a lamp who said he would grant them each three wishes. The...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks aro...

One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers...

1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 一家消声器店外："根本不用预约，我们听到你来了！" 2.Outside a hotel: "Help!...

The patient is adamant. "Doc, I need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pan...

A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C ga...

My First and My Last When George was thirty-five, he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all ki...

一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼，看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上，有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿，门开了，电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛，慢吞吞地说：我应该把我的老婆带来!” New Discovery A hillbilly wa...