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John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal his mother couldn't help noticing how beautiful John's roommate was. She had long bee...

It can buy a house, but not a home.It can buy a bed, but not sleep.It can buy a clock, but not time.It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.It can bu...

With the number of airline disasters lately, the FAA now sends an inspector to the North Pole to check out Santa Claus's sleigh before allowing hi...

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blo...

One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before....

A redneck is walking along the beach in France. There are many beautiful women lying in the sun, and he really wants to meet one. But try as he might,...

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap themon the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.2) Push the buttons and pretend t...

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL: S...

A troop of Boy Scouts was being used as "guinea pigs" in a test of emergency systems. A mock earthquake was staged, and the Scouts impersona...

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?A tick falls off of you when you die.Q: Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers an...