英语笑话大全

A boy cried to his mother, "All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.""Don't listen to them," his mother sa...

One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said "Da-Dy" to ...

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those wo...

The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish.One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat tod...

Three men were sitting on a park bench. The one in the middle was reading a newspaper; the others were pretending to fish. They baited imaginary hooks...

A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. “Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?“ he demanded.“Yes, sir,“ replied th...

An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly...

As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found ...

After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperat...

As a new father, I quickly learned the true meaning of maternal instinct. Late one night, I was summoned to the hospital to attend to one of my patien...