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You Never Called

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A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "

"I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"

Notes:

(1) spot v.(从很多人或物中)认出;看出

(2) mall n.集市

Exercises:

根据短文选择正确答案:

① Where did the guy see his doctor?

A. in the barber's

B. in the shopping center

C. at the railway station

D. in the hospital

② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?

A. two weeks

B. three weeks

        C. more than a month

D. more than two months

③ What had the doctor told him to do?

A. to stay in bed

B. to have a nice sleep

C. to go home

D. to call him again

④ We can see from this passage that_____ .

A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy

B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time

C. the guy was very angry with the doctor

D. the doctor did call upon the guy

⑤ What had been the guy's problem?

A. He had caught a cold.

B. He had had a mental problem.

C. He needed a good rest.

D. He had been homesick.

73.从未来访

一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。他走上前去说:“六周以前我在你的办公室,你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。但你从未来访。”

       “我没去吗?”医生说,“那你现在下床干什么?”

练习参考答案:

①B②C③A④B⑤C

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