Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three." 母亲问她年幼的儿子:“宝贝,今天老师教了你些什么?” 儿子骄傲地说:“什么都没教,妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几,我告诉她等于三。” |