英语笑话大全

After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. 和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。 Earlier, he had secretly arrange...

A senile （衰老的）actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired (在一定义项上，enquire=inquire,especial=special,evaluation=valuation, resolve=solve) : How ol...

Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?Father: Bastard. What another scandalous ( 丑恶可耻的，令人反感的) thing have you done i...

The swimsuit posed （提出，摆姿势）on the T stage for the first time in 1946 at a time when the United States did an atomic bomb experiment on the Bikini Isla...

For showing the concern to soldiers’ life, General Barton made a casual check to the warrior （武士，战士）dining room, he pointed at a cauldron (大锅)sa...

A policeman escorted(押送，护送) a habitual criminal passing by a mountain village. Seeing contain sundries store at village end, the recidivist（惯犯） put fo...

Wang-Ning, News network host hastened home by motorcycle after work., his girlfriend Liu-Chunyan sat behind him on the pillion（后坐）, who was dainty（精制的...

A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? "" Too bloody right(当然). Gee（表...

A peddler sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked :"Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are...

Chaucer was over seventy , but he was not convinced (使信服) of his age. At a time he boasted: My physical strength is as strong as that I was young.&rdq...