英语笑话大全

某日，一位名闻全国的补教界英语名师在课堂上夸下海口:凭我的造诣，没有什麽成语不知道的，就连中国成语也难不倒我!! 於是同学纷纷发问...... 甲:People mountain people sea!师:小case,人山人海! 乙:Three heart two meaning!师:简单,三心二意...

A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.The son is confused, so he ...

A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secre...

All-purpose Dissolvent （万能溶剂） A young man saw Edison, said : I wanna(=want to ) develop a sort of all-purpose dissolvent, by which can dissolve（溶解） al...

A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. His friend insisted on a demonstration(演示) and handed t...

走自己的路，想说谁说谁去吧。 Walks own road, wants to say who said who goes. 来一斤西瓜，称给准点儿。Comes a catty watermelon, calls for on time.科学家会武术，流氓都挡不住。The scientist me...

Sons' Gifts to Mother Three sons discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother.The first said, "I built a big house for ou...

中文式英语短语go and look! 走着瞧 good good study,day day up 好好学习，天天向上 No Mao ze dong ,no new china, 没有毛泽东，没有新中国 go a head! 去个头！ PEOPLE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE SEA 人山人海...

Bernie was invited to his friend's home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her Honey, My...

No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your moth...