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A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician sa...

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer. "Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client. "Of course", the la...

A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. Finally, a reward was offered for his captu...

Once there was this guy named Bill, and his favorite sport was driving around in his truck hitting lawyers. One day as Bill was out running over lawye...

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she n...

An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnite, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed ...

There is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. One day he sees a priest on the side of t...

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has ...

A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling. The brother said "What should we do?&quo...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in f...