英语笑话大全

I Could Do It Slower Patient: What do you charge for pulling a tooth? Dentist: Fifty dollars. Patient: Fifty dollars for a couple of minutes' work...

Friend for DinnerHoney, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper. What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shop...

The Fourth Element Teacher: What are the four element of nature? Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ... Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what...

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that ...

A guy I know was towing his boat home from a fishing trip to Lake Huron when his car broke down. He didn't have his cell phone with him, but he th...

Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the ce...

The doctor finally reached his table at a dinner, after breaking away from a woman who sought advice on a health problem."Do you think I should s...

"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me.""That's terrible!" said the fri...

A Soldier's Brilliant IdeaMr. Robinson had to travel somewhere on business, and as he was in a hurry, he decided to go by air. He liked sitting be...

The Choice of Word One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da...