英语笑话大全

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue an...

An old miser, because of his exceptional thrift, had no friends. Just before he died he called his doctor, lawyer and minister together around his bed...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother d...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized ...

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this part...

What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your honor. What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad? Senator. What is the difference between a lawyer ...

Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the...

A biker walks into a yuppie bar and shouts, All lawyers are assholes!” He looks around, obviously hoping for a challenge. Finally a guy comes up...

A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, hea...

Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes....