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There was a loser who couldn't get a date. He went to a bar and asked a guy how to get a date.The guy said, "It's simple. I just say that...

This guy was sitting in his attorney's office. His lawyer said, "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?""Give me the ...

A small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial -- a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, &qu...

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates.Saint Peter asked him, "What have you done to merit entrance intoHeaven?" The lawyer thought a...

A truck driver amused himself by running over lawyers as they walked down the side of the road. Every time he saw a lawyer walking along the road, he ...

Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three en...

A man walking along the beach one day finds a bottle. He rubs it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said...

A law firm receptionist answered the phone the morning after the firm's senior partner had passed away unexpectedly. "Is Mr. Smith there?&quo...

The staff at a local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.The person in charge ...

The pilot on a small plane announced that the plane was going to crash and it's every man for himself. The pilot and co-pilot then grabbed two par...