英语笑话大全

Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the f...

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll（滑稽的） sense of humor. Explaining his ground...

A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.After placing quite a number of e...

A shoplifter（商店扒手） was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don&#...

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a fe...

A: Which do you find more important, money or friends?B: Friends, of course.A: Why?B: I can always borrow money from friends.甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？乙：当然是朋友。甲...

Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teet...

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor（走廊） of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The serv...

Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?Student: What's the name of this course?教授：在开始考试之前，还有什么问题吗？学生：考试科目的名称是什么？...

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor short Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars.Once again the Sardar neede...