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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. S...

A pair of chickens walk into a public library, find the librarian and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens want three b...

Cats in International Falls, Minnesota, are not allowed to chase dogs up telephone poles.If your dog gets your neighbor's dog pregnant in Danbury,...

There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he'd never left it on its own. But eventually he had to go on a business trip and ha...

Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at four forty four a.m. by his ringing telephone. . . "Your dog's ...

Ahunter raised his rifle and took careful aim at a large bear. When about to pull the trigger, the bear spoke in a soft soothing voice, "Isn'...

There was a hound dog laying in the yard. An old man in overalls was sitting on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" the tou...

Two bees ran into each other. One asked the other how things were going. "Really bad," said the second bee, "the weather has been reall...

This rich man died and left in his will that when his dog died he was to have a funeral and who ever did the funeral would get a million dollars. Wh...

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us,...