英语笑话大全

In the supermarket was a man pushing a cart which contained a screaming, bellowing（吼叫） baby. The gentleman kept repeating softly, "Don't get ...

A competition which subject is on giving up drinking is proceeding. One of lecturers says excitedly, " Alcohol can break down conjugal（婚姻的） relat...

At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out ...

A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, "Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories（附件） in the neighborhood?"Mountaineer says, &...

Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees."Yes, Sir." the new recruit replied."Well, then, that mak...

At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger（行凶抢劫者） but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. Don...

Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.Mary: Why was that?Mike: She wasn't wearing one.麦克：一次舞会上，当...

As the taxi came to a screeching（尖叫） halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that 'Time is money'?""Well, it...

A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead."Dead!&quo...

Peter was telling a friend that he had just lost his job."Why did the foreman（领班） fire you?" the friend asked in surprise."Oh," Pe...