A very simple operation 一个简单的手术

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation.

"What's the matter?" he was asked.

He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't worry, I'm sure it will be all right.'"

"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"

"She was talking to the damn doctor!"

一位男士在进行手术前被发现正沿着医院的大厅逃离。

“发生了什么？”有人问他。

男士回答道：“我听见护士说，‘这只是一个简单的手术。不用担心，我相信不会出问题的。’”

“她这样做是想让你感到安心啊，有什么好害怕的？”

“可她是在对那该死的手术医生说！”