英语笑话大全

One day a middle-aged Jewish man named Leo hears from his son attending university. "I've decided to become a Christian, Dad." Leo panic...

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow u...

A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago was stranded late one night at a fashionable resort on Cape Cod --one that did not admit Jews. T...

A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious one prayed day in, day out, and was constantly on his knees in communion...

An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery. During one Sunday's sermon he told them, "If one more person confesses ...

A preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd throw it all into the river.&qu...

Little Tommy's parents had tried everything to help his math grade: tutors, flash cards, "Hooked on Math," special learning centers, eve...

A minister passed a group of teenaged boys sitting on the church lawn. "Evening, boys. What are you doing?" "Nothing much, Pastor,"...

A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling to reload a cart that had lost its load of hay. “You look hot, my son,“ said ...

Marty & Jane were driving home after an expensive - yet bland - dinner. Since Marty's minor heart attack 15 years ago, Jane had kept her hubby...