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Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.So he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal ...

Our four-year-old son speaks English and German, and he has picked up some Cantonese since living in Hong Kong.One day I was getting ready to take him...

A little boy was very naughty and would not say his prayers before going to bed.One day his father warned him that if he kept doing so. He would not g...

At the art museum the sign "Hand off" was displayed before the statue of Venus. It was very easy to notice.A small child looked from the sig...

A small boy was asked, "Who was the first man?" He promptly replied, "George Washington."When his brother reminded him of Adam, th...

The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and ...

It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, "Adam, come over here and sit down!". And Adam did so."Adam," spok...

A drunken man staggered into a Catholic church, sat down in the Confessional and said nothing. The priest is waiting and waiting and waiting. The prie...

A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very e...

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and di...