英语笑话大全

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he ...

This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you,&...

One evening, impressed by a meat entree his wife had prepared, the husband asked, "What did you marinate this in?" The wife dropped her fork...

A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice that the girl knows just as much about the game as t...

Two couples were playing cards one evening. One of the husbands, Jerry, accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the tabl...

Young David came home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky. When his fat...

A rather well built woman, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation time sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. The first day she sunbathed, she wore a re...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, ...

Two nuns were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said,"It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it reall...

A woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30. O...