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  • Penis Tan

    2023-12-05

    There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring hi...

  • Shocked Nuns

    2023-12-05

    Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornogra...

  • Cold In Alaska

    2023-12-05

    A couple decided go to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for th...

  • New Job

    2023-12-05

    Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says...

  • Cyanide Request

    2023-12-05

    A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request an...

  • Nude Driving

    2023-12-05

    man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing pie...

  • Losing Virginity

    2023-12-05

    Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm...

  • Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't I seen you someplac...

  • Extra Large Condoms

    2023-12-05

    A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?&...

  • Stirring On Mars

    2023-12-05

    The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere. ...

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