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Penis Tan
2023-12-05There was a man who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring hi...
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Shocked Nuns
2023-12-05Three nuns were talking. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornogra...
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Cold In Alaska
2023-12-05A couple decided go to Alaska for a romantic weekend. When they got to the cabin it was cold so the wife asked her husband to go chop some wood for th...
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New Job
2023-12-05Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker. She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says...
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Cyanide Request
2023-12-05A lady walked into a drugstore and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide right away. The pharmacist naturally was concerned by such a request an...
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Nude Driving
2023-12-05man is driving along the motorway with his wife in the passenger seat. During the drive, the wife gets an idea. She starts taking off her clothing pie...
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Losing Virginity
2023-12-05Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm...
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Great Female Combacks
2023-12-05Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't I seen you someplac...
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Extra Large Condoms
2023-12-05A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. Would you like to buy some?&...
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Stirring On Mars
2023-12-05The US finally sent the first manned space mission to Mars. The spacecraft gently touched down and the astronaut descended and tested the atmosphere. ...