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Using Vaseline
2023-12-05A woman answers the door to a market researcher. "Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Do you use it at all in your hous...
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Waiting For Love
2023-12-05This guy in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you,&...
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16 Years Of Meat
2023-12-05It was many years ago since the embarrassing day when a young woman, with a baby in her arms, entered his butcher shop and confronted him with the new...
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Holy Water
2023-12-05One day there were four nuns in line for confessional. The first nun said, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned." He asked how. She said &...
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Talk To Him
2023-12-05The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked “You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to m...
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Bee Sting
2023-12-05A young woman had been taking golf lessons all week long. She`d just begun her first game of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so inten...
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Girls' Night Out
2023-12-05Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home the...
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Where's The Manager
2023-12-05A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, ...
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50 Cents
2023-12-05After many months of trying to make ends meet, a couple decided that the only way they were going to get any extra cash was to have the old lady start...
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The Professor's Wife
2023-12-05A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no lon...