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One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed ...

Little Johnny asked his grandma how old she was.Grandma answered, "39 and holding."Johnny thought for a moment, and then said, "And how...

A little boy in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed around the offering plates. When they came near his pew, the boy said loudly, &...

The Sunday School teacher asked, "Now, Johnny, tell me, do you say prayers before eating?""No, sir," he rplied. "We don't...

"Oh, I sure am happy to see you," the little boy said to his grandmother on his mother's side. "Now maybe Daddy will do the trick h...

A first-grade teacher explains to her class that she is an New England Patriots fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Patriots f...

Once when Mary was young, her school had a halloween party for them.Mary decided to go as a pirate. After she had donned her costume, she went into th...

Little Tommy had been to a birthday party at a friend's house. Knowing his sweet tooth, Tommy's mother looked straight into his eyes and said,...

As my five year old son and I were headed to McDonald's one day, we passed a car accident. Usually when we see something terrible like that, we sa...

A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do y...