英语笑话大全

WIFE: “There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.“ HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous.“ WIFE: “I tell y...

A man was trying to console his new wife, who was crying like crazy: "Darling, believe me, I never said you were a bad cook. I just pointed out t...

Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the house was spotless. Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. Don't imag...

Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful Brian...

A madam decides to retire & get married. Her main requirement in a husband is that he be a virgin. She meets an Australian whom she is convinced i...

A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat... Says He: "I'm sorry honey but I'm up to my neck in work today" Says She: "B...

Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary, when Jack asks his wife, Betty, have you ever cheated on me?” Betty replies, Oh J...

A Rich old man, who inherited all his money from his father, one day asks his young wife: "Honey, would you still have married me if my father di...

A teenage girl comes home from school and asks her mother. "Is it true what Rita just told me? Babies come out of the same place where boys put t...

The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this ho...