英语笑话大全

Rodents had overrun a posh（时髦的） private school near New York City. So the headmaster, a friend of mine, asked a health inspector to deliver a slide pr...

John was ten years old, and he was a very lazy boy.He had to go to school of course, but he was bored there and tried to do as little work as possible...

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: "A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute...

A man was telling a story to his son, a four-year-old boy. The boy noticed a lock of gray hair on his father's head and asked: "Why are some ...

One day a kind man met a panicky little boy in his neighbor-hood when he was going home from his office.He noticed that the boy seemed to have fought ...

The teacher said: "If the shepherd put twenty sheep out to feed on the grass in a field, five of them jumped a fence, how many sheep would be lef...

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bo...

A little boy was drawing a sketch with pencil and paper.When his mother asked what he was doing, he answered immediately and with considerable pride: ...

Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Ha...

A neighbor told us about a trip he took with his two-and-a-half-year-old son. It was the first time the father and the boy had been away by themselves...