英语笑话大全

A woman announces to her friend that she is getting married for the fourth time. "How wonderful! But I hope you don't mind me asking what hap...

A farmer is giving his wife last-minute instructions before heading to town to do chores. "That fellow from Sematol will be along this afternoon ...

A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away. She said, But we don't know anything about each other. He said...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About...

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $500 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $500, and he ...

A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, ...

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happen...

Three women at the doctors office. The first one goes in to see the doctor. When the doctor goes to examine her he notices a big Y on her chest. The d...

It was opening night at the Orpheum and the Amazing Eileen was topping the bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do her stuff...

Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian she was still a virgin and very inexperienced around men. So, on her wedding night, while stayi...