A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup,the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die." "Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Try to be pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. Don't burden him with chores, as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every whim. "If you can do this for the next 1 to 2 months, I think your husband will regain his health completely. On the way home, the husband asked his wife, "What did the doctor say?" "You're going to die," she replied. |