英语笑话大全

A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her ...

Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down（砍下） his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father di...

“Johnny, name the fifty states,“ instructed the teacher.“I can't, teacher““Why, when I was your age I could name all the states,“ She scolded.“Yea...

Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate t...

　 Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles. The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited rem...

Dick was seven years old, and his sister, Catherine, was five. One day their mother took them to their aunt's house to play while she went to the ...

Sammy prayed every night for two weeks, asking God for $100.When he got no response, he thought it would be a good idea to write to God and see if tha...

"Ten steps from the porch（门廊） and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treas...

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. Well, sit down and eat your tea, said his mother. Your stomach's hurting because it's empty....

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then she hung up."Wow!" said her father, "That was short. Yo...