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The Koala Bear Defined
2023-12-05A koala bear was approached by a prostitute. Since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night together in a h...
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A Lease On Love
2023-12-05A proper English Gentleman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did ...
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A Drunk And The Podiatrist's Receptionist
2023-12-05An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. Without looking u...
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The Elderly Have Fun Too
2023-12-05A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobble...
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The 4 'F' Rules Every Girl Should Live By
2023-12-05Find them Feed them Fuck them Forget them...
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Pit Bull
2023-12-05A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black he...
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mood ring
2023-12-05wife says my husband gave me a mood ring. when i am good it turns green when i am bad he has a red mark on his forehead....
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breathalyzer test
2023-12-05A police officer was making his daily round. Suddenly, a red corvet passed by him at a 100 m/h. He went after the car and stoped it. As he walked towa...
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slack or not???
2023-12-05Three girls are sitting on stools at a bar. The 3 of them are arguing on who is the slackest. The first one says: "My boyfriend can put his whole...
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woman & computer
2023-12-05Similiarity between a woman and a computer! Both can accept a 3.5 inch floppy...