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A koala bear was approached by a prostitute. Since he had never been with one before, he was curious and excited. They spent the night together in a h...

A proper English Gentleman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. So they did. Before he left, he told her that he did ...

An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumbles into a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to the receptionist. Without looking u...

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobble...

Find them Feed them Fuck them Forget them...

A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black he...

wife says my husband gave me a mood ring. when i am good it turns green when i am bad he has a red mark on his forehead....

A police officer was making his daily round. Suddenly, a red corvet passed by him at a 100 m/h. He went after the car and stoped it. As he walked towa...

Three girls are sitting on stools at a bar. The 3 of them are arguing on who is the slackest. The first one says: "My boyfriend can put his whole...

Similiarity between a woman and a computer! Both can accept a 3.5 inch floppy...