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what's hairy on the out side and wet and slimey on the inside it begins whith an c and ends in a t?? a cocanut...

what did the 1 tampon say to the next tampon?? see you next peirod...

why do women parachutists wear tampons? so's they don't whistle on the way down....

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happen...

3 women are sitting in a bar discussing the size of their pussies. The first woman says;"mine's so big that my boyfriend can fit his whole fi...

This guy died with an erection. It was to big for the mortician to put him in a coffin, so the wife told the mortician to cut it off and shove it up h...

A guy went on a date with a girl and it went so well that they ended up back at HER place. They went up stairs and they started having sex,after givin...

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche???...

One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home! The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were ...

Q. What smells fishy and ends with unt A. Rex Hunt...