Winning The Lottery
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A woman gets home, schreeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!" The husband says, "Ohmigod! No shit?! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" The wife yells back, "I couldn't care less... just get the hell out!" |
