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  • You

    2023-12-05

    An elderly couple is sharing an intimate dinner in honor of their 75th wedding anniversary. The man says softly, "Dear, there is something I must...

  • Wedding Night

    2023-12-05

    A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the fe...

  • Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill hersel...

  • After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither, Doc...

  • What Position?

    2023-12-05

    "Will I be the first to do this to you?" whispered the new groom to his new bride. "What a silly question," giggled the girl. &quo...

  • Why

    2023-12-05

    Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....

  • Dumb Beast

    2023-12-05

    A PETA protester screamed at the woman in a fur coat, “Don't you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that fur?“ Unfazed, the w...

  • A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt ...

  • Female Viagra

    2023-12-05

    What do you call female Viagra? Jewelry....

  • Insulted Wife

    2023-12-05

    The 50-ish wife comes up to her husband and says, 'So, Harvey. What do you think of my new bra-less look? Does it make me look younger?' '...

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