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An elderly couple is sharing an intimate dinner in honor of their 75th wedding anniversary. The man says softly, "Dear, there is something I must...

A small tourist hotel was all a buzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23. The groom looked pretty feeble and the fe...

Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill hersel...

After completing his examination, the doctor took her husband aside. "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me neither, Doc...

"Will I be the first to do this to you?" whispered the new groom to his new bride. "What a silly question," giggled the girl. &quo...

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time....

A PETA protester screamed at the woman in a fur coat, “Don't you realize some poor dumb beast suffered so you could have that fur?“ Unfazed, the w...

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt ...

What do you call female Viagra? Jewelry....

The 50-ish wife comes up to her husband and says, 'So, Harvey. What do you think of my new bra-less look? Does it make me look younger?' '...