英语笑话大全

A little farmboy comes in late for school. The teacher asks why he's late. The farmboy replies, “I had to take the family cow over to the neighbou...

A little boy was playing rough with his dog. His mother said to him, "Now, I know you love Spot, but you're loving him too much. How would yo...

A fifth grader looked down, so her teacher asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes it...

A little boy was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about things."Mommy, mommy, why doesn't daddy have very many hairs on his h...

It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him.Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of...

A little boy wasn't getting good grades in school. One day he surprised the teacher by tapping her on the shoulder and saying, "I don't w...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now class, if I stood on my head, the blo...

More rockets were fired into Israel today. Israel responded by bombing more targets inside Lebanon. Now there's talk the U.S. might send some troo...

"Mom, my teacher asked me today if I had any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.""That's nice of her to take such an ...

"Daddy, where did I come from?" the seven-year-old asked.It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into th...