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Q. How do you make a bandstand?A. Take away their chairs!...

Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.Some hour...

A kindergarten teacher one day is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students ...

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?K9P....

Two brothers go camping. Billy is wearing his FAVORITE shirt in the whole world!Suddenly, Philip gets bit by a poisonous snake.Billy calls the doctor....

German scientists dug 50 meters underground and discovered small pieces of copper. After studying these pieces for a long time, Germany announced that...

After a Christmas break, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holidays. One small boy wrote the following... " We always used to...

When Suzy got home, she told her dad that she got a 100 in school. Her dad told her to sit down and tell him all about it.She said, "Well, I got ...

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"...