英语笑话大全

What's green a slimy and found at the North Pole?A lost frog!What's green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!Why didn't the female frog l...

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?Because he was newt to the area!Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!Whats ...

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!What's a toads favorite sweet?L...

What did the slug say to the other who had hit him and run off?I'll get you next slime!What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a da...

Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!What would happen if tara...

What is a spiders favorite TV show?The newly web game!What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late?Your spinni...

What's yellow, wiggles and is dangerous?A maggot with attitude!Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren't that bright!What do ...

What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!What's the difference between a worm and an apple?Have you ever tried worm pie?!What do you get...

What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?B...

Who's There?LettuceLettuce who?Lettuce in, its cold outside!...