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For six years, the young attorney had worked incredibly long hours in his quest to make partner, and had taken only brief respites at a nearby country...

A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came alo...

Did you hear about the dyslexic lawyer who studied all year for the bra exam?...

The lawyer cabled his client overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order burial, embalming or cremation?"Back cam...

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial which went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene...

A Columbia lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep."The Judge ruled:...

Did you hear about the lawyer from Texas who was so big when he died that they couldn't find a coffin big enough to hold the body?They gave him an...

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other side of ...

Someone mistakenly leaves the cages open in the reptile house at the Bronx Zoo and there are snakes slithering all over the place. Frantically, the ke...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...