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A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized a...

A man walked into a lawyer's office and inquired about the lawyer's rates."$50 for three questions," replied the lawyer."Isn...

The prosecuting attorney had just called his first witness to the stand, an elderly woman. Approaching her, he asked, "Do you know me, Mrs. Jacks...

A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, "Do you serve lawyers here?""Sure do," said the ...

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted."My name is Joshua. ...

At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness."Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you ...

Two litte boys are talking to each other when the older boy, Little Tommy, gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make ...

An old man operated a street corner pretzel stand, selling the pretzels for a quarter each. Each day at lunch time, a young lawyer would pass the stan...

Did you hear about the lawyer on vacation whose sailboat capsized in dangerous, shark-infested waters?He surprised his traveling companions by volunte...

"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly,...