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A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together an...

The real estate boss got a hot new secretary.Afraid of sexual harrassment issues he held himself off for a week, butfinally overcome with lust, he dec...

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor !...

A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and considerable damage. There's no sign of the offending vehicle but he's re...

A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out ...

In a murder trial, the defense attorney was cross-examining a pathologist. Here's what happened:Attorney: Before you signed the death certificate,...

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer, you're in the wrong pla...

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service....

Did you hear that the post office had to recall a recent stamp release?The stamps had pictures of lawyers on them and people couldn't figure out w...

What is the difference between a rooster and a lawyer? The rooster clucks defiance....