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Valentines's day
2023-12-05A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...
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Corruption
2023-12-05At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't it true," he bellowed, "that you...
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Plumber
2023-12-05A pipe bursts in a lawyer?s house, so he calls a plumber.The plumber arrives, unpacks his tools, does mysterious plumber type things for a while, and ...
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Nectie
2023-12-05What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? A lawyer's necktie....
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Outrun the bear
2023-12-05Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers ...
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Sushi bar
2023-12-05Have you heard about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively to lawyers? It's called Sosumi....
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What's the catch
2023-12-05The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase...
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Dirty taste...
2023-12-05Two tigers were stalking through the jungles of Asia. Suddenly, the one to the rear reached out with his tongue, and licked the posterior of the tiger...
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Like to F#ck her!
2023-12-05Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like ...
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A brief affair
2023-12-05A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work ...