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After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Poe calls a brief recess and retires to his chambers. En route, he bumps into Judge Graham...

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked ho...

A doctor, a lawyer, and an architect were arguing about who had the smartest dog. They decided to settle the issue by getting all the dogs together an...

A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar. All went well until he mentioned that he was a dentist, at which point she lo...

A man in a bar stands up and proclaims, “All Lawyers are ASSHOLES!“A man at the front of the bar stands up and says “Hey! I resent that!“So the first ...

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?Stick his bill up his ass.Submitted by GlaciEdited by Curtis...

A man walks into a bar. He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone. He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's i...

What do a lawyer and a sperm have in common?They both hope to be human someday.Submitted by CurtisEdited by Yisman...

An engineer dies and goes to heaven. However, when St. Peter meets him at the gate he says, "Wait a second! You're in the wrong place! Beat i...

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?A: Stick his bill up his ass.Submitted by CurtisEdited by Calamjo...