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The lawyer approached the jury box and began an eloquent plea for her client:"Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I want to tell you about this man...

"I have good news and bad news," a defense attorney told his client. "First the bad news: The blood test came back, and your DNA is an ...

A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party."What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked."Try to fix it if i...

The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. Aft...

For three straight years, a young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at the same country inn, several times per year. During his last visit ...

A police chief, a fire chief, and a city attorney were traveling together by car to a municipal management conference in a distant city. Their car bro...

A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor...

There are now more than 1 million lawyers in the United States. See, that's what Dick Cheney was doing, he was thinning the herd....

It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked."Doing my ...

A pipe burst in a lawyer's house, so he called a plumber.The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, ...