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An engineer died and was mistakenly sent to hell. Fairly quickly, he had redesigned the place. Hell cooled down considerably thanks to the air conditi...

What's the difference between a lawyer and a snake?When you run over a snake, you don't back up to make sure it's dead....

A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section throug...

A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the littl...

At the conclusion of the trial, the jury found the defendant Howard Smokey not guilty. His lawyer congratulated him, then handed him a bill.Mr. Smokey...

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said...

A lawyer died and arrived at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter asked him, “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?“The lawyer thought a moment, ...

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a wom...

A woman goes to her doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband has developed a penchant for anal sex. So I came to you for advice.""Ok, let&#...

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, ...