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Punishment
2023-12-05A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate enc...
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Roadkill
2023-12-05A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers wal...
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Top Ten Dirty Lawyer Sayings
2023-12-05The top ten things that sound dirty in law (but aren't!) 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's ...
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A Cruise
2023-12-05There was a lawyner, a priest, and a class of children. They were all on a cruise. A couple of days later the ship hits a iceberg and it begins to sin...
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An Honest Mistake
2023-12-05A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if...
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Laywer's BMW
2023-12-05A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,...
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Bombs
2023-12-05Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land...
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Being Pregnant
2023-12-05For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the...
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The Bunny and The Snake
2023-12-05One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. &q...
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Penny Pincher
2023-12-05An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. "I have always ...