英语笑话大全

  • Punishment

    2023-12-05

    A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate enc...

  • Roadkill

    2023-12-05

    A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers wal...

  • The top ten things that sound dirty in law (but aren't!) 10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let's ...

  • A Cruise

    2023-12-05

    There was a lawyner, a priest, and a class of children. They were all on a cruise. A couple of days later the ship hits a iceberg and it begins to sin...

  • An Honest Mistake

    2023-12-05

    A minister and lawyer were chatting at a party: "What do you do if you make a mistake on a case?" the minister asked. "Try to fix it if...

  • Laywer's BMW

    2023-12-05

    A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene,...

  • Bombs

    2023-12-05

    Q. Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A. If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land...

  • Being Pregnant

    2023-12-05

    For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the...

  • One morning a blind bunny was hopping down the bunny trail, and he tripped over a large snake and fell, KerPlop!, right on his twitchy little nose. &q...

  • Penny Pincher

    2023-12-05

    An old penny pincher had no friends. Just before he died he asked his doctor, lawyer, and pastor to gather around him at bedside. "I have always ...