英语笑话大全

After his motion to suppress evidence was denied by the court the attorney spoke up, "Your Honor," he said, "What would you do if I cal...

Dick Cheney says he does expect to go hunting again. Of course, no guarantee he'll bag another lawyer...

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like t...

A young associate was romantically ambushed in a darkened room of the law firm. After months of the social isolation that comes from eighty hour work ...

It was a bitterly contested divorce hearing, and after three weeks of bitter acrimony, the judge was ready to hand down his decision.The judge said, &...

A woman walks into a lawyer's office and asks, “Is it true that if I get divorced, I'm entitled to half of my husband's possessions?““In m...

Kim, a normally “careful driver“ got stopped for rolling through a stop sign and was given a ticket by the state patrolman.When she went to court she ...

What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers?They grow taller!...

The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. "I'm sorry, he's dead,&q...

A lawyer is talking to his client. He says, "I have some good news, and I have some bad news."The client says, "I could use some good n...