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Trip to Mars
2023-12-05NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth.The first applicant, an engineer, was ask...
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1000 I Love You
2023-12-05A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love"stamps on bright ...
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Lawyers Leave A Bad Taste
2023-12-05Two tigers are walking along a jungle trail in single file. The rearmost tiger wanders off the trail for a few minutes, then reappears shortly thereaf...
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Valentines
2023-12-05A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...
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Burial
2023-12-05An elderly spinster called the lawyer's office and told the receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about having a will prepared. The receptioni...
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Dishonest Lawyer
2023-12-05Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed one of his client's jurors to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, fearing the murder charge being brought by...
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Donations To The United Way
2023-12-05The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer, so a volunteer was sent to soli...
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Carl Lewis He Ain't
2023-12-05Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers...
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160 Years Old
2023-12-05A lawyer dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself greeted at the Pearly Gates by a brass band. Saint Peter runs over, shakes his ...
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Ticket Please
2023-12-05Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, each of the three lawyers buys a ticket while the three engi...