英语笑话大全

A boy who was a witness in court was asked by a lawyer, "Did anyone tell you what to say in court?""Yes, sir.""I thought so. ...

Q. What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?A. Stick his bill up his ass....

The lawyer's son wanted to follow in his father's footsteps, so he went to law school and graduated with honors. Then he went home to join his...

Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers."So," he said, "I have been presented, by both of you, with a bri...

A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to ...

After a trial had been going on for three days, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge's bench."Your Hon...

Will you tell the court how far you were from the spot where the shooting occurred?” asked a defense lawyer.I was exactly ten feet, two-and-one-...

A man walks into a friend and see's that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood.He asks his f...

A judge in his golden years decided that retirement had become too boring. So he volunteered as a librarian at his local library branch.A week later, ...

Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team's response times."Since we installed our new satellite n...