英语笑话大全

A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On ...

A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer. "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's ...

A lawyer lies dying, his partner of 40 years by his bedside. "Jack, I've got to confess. I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years a...

What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!...

A lawyer died. At the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven at the same moment. They spend the day in orientation, and ...

What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?One's a bottom-crawling scum sucker and the other's just a fish....

A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown. Picking through the objects on display he discovers a detailed, lif...

A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined. After the trial h...

A lawyer admonished the witness, "Do you understand that you have sworn to tell the truth?""I do.""Do you understand what wil...

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment b...