英语笑话大全

Many years ago, a junior partner in a firm was sent to a far away state to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the c...

“You're a high priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for me?““Absolutely! What's the second question?“...

"Father, how am I going to tell my husband that I am still a virgin?""My child, you have been a married woman for many years. You have ...

A man doing telephone solicitations for a local charity called up a prominent and wealthy lawyer and asked him for a modest donation. The lawyer becam...

A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel. Rather than adjourning what he thought was an e...

A motorist was on trial for hitting a pedestrian. His lawyer argued, “Your Honor, my client has been driving for over twenty-five years.“ “Your Honor,...

It was so cold this morning that I even saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets!...

A secretary comes in late for work for the third day in a row, so her boss calls her into his office. "Look, Sharon," he says irritably. &qu...

A surgeon, an architect an a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest profession.The...

A lawyer meets with the family of a recently deceased millionaire for the reading of the will.?To my loving wife, Rose, who always stood by me, I leav...