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Joe the lawyer died suddenly at the age of 45. He got to the gates of Heaven. The angel standing there said, "We've been waiting a long time ...

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...

Two drivers collided on a country road. One was a lawyer, and the other was a doctor.The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped...

Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of lunch, the junior partner slaps his forehead."Damn," he says, "I ...

Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You ...

What is the worst thing about our justice system? You're leaving your fate in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of ju...

A man who was to be investigated by the Inland Revenue, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear."Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him th...

A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few tr...

1. The Post Office just recalled their latest stamps.They weren't working.... They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure...

A lawyer finds out he has an inoperable brain tumor. It's so large, they have to do a brain transplant. His doctor gives him a choice of available...