英语笑话大全

A lawyer and two friends--a Rabbi, and a Hindu holy man--had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer sai...

A priest, a doctor, and a lawyer were waiting one morning on a particularly slow group of golfers. "What's wrong with these guys?" fumed...

Four doctors who hadn’t seen each other since their surgical residencies met at a medical seminar. Adjourning for dinner and drinks, they turned...

While two families were waiting in line to see the Washington Monument, their two five-year-old boys were getting acquainted. "My name is Joshua....

A man is at his lawyer's funeral and and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. "Why are you all at...

Somebody from a local charity is going over some files and realizes he hasn't gotten any donations from the towns most succesful lawyer.So the man...

A dying man gathered his Lawyer, Doctor and Clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them eac...

NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn’t return to Earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was as...

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on brigh...

The devil visited a lawyer's office and made him an offer. "I can arrange some things for you, " the devil said. "I'll increase...