英语笑话大全

Two physicians board a flight out of Seattle. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an attorney sits in the...

What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50? Your honor. What do you call a lawyer whose gone bad? Senator. What is the difference between a lawyer ...

A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this part...

A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulphurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized ...

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said. "What does your mother d...

An old miser, because of his exceptional thrift, had no friends. Just before he died he called his doctor, lawyer and minister together around his bed...

The scene is the darkest jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through the jungle when the one in the rear suddenly reaches out with his tongue an...

In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller, one guy suddenly started massaging the back of the person in front of him. Surprised, the man in f...

A lawyer and his brother were hunting. A mountain lion jumped out in front of them and started snarling. The brother said "What should we do?&quo...

A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that he has ...